hooty hoot!

B)

jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

  • I
  • AM
  • YOUR
  • MOTHER
  • NOW

jaclcfrost:

i’m not cool. i’m like the opposite of cool. wait shit that’s hot. i’m not that either. i’m not hot. i’m probably just. luke warm. room temperature, maybe

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

foodchewer:

blogging at 50 mph (memes per hour)

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

haikyuuofficial:

*hires cr1tikal to be my wedding officiant*

what’s up everybody it’s cr1tikal, i now pronounce you husband and wife, lets do this shit

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thatsonofamitch:

PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS