something that i miss about childhood? well people don’t ask me what my favorite shape is anymore. adults just don’t do this. it’s a triangle in case you were wondering. you don’t care
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
this year i was
next year i hope to be
- hella trash
- possibly a trash king ?
a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost
imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
Making fun of your internet friends like
me crying bc math but the first time it’s good crying
[spins around in chair ominously] i’ve been expecting y- [chair continues to spin] shit [tries to stop spinning] shit [tries to grab at a lamp or table to stop spinning] sHIT [falls out of chair]
i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha